✧･ﾟ Smishcreant Fan Club ﾟ･✧

"never click. never reply. always report." 💅
Group (1 guy, 40 burner phones)
Internet, the Spam Folder
Est. whenever u got ur first "Hi"
● ONLINE NOW!

Mood: suspicious 🤨 View My: Pics | Blog | Merch

Contacting Smishcreant Fan Club

➕ Add to Friends ✉️ Send Message 🎴 Open a Pack ✋ Take the Oath 🪪 Get Ur Card 🚫 Block User

Now Playing 🎧

"ur package is pending" (nightcore slowed + reverb)

Package Pending Paul ft. Toll Road Terry

autoplay is off bc we're not monsters. chiptune generated live in ur browser, no downloads.

Smishcreant Fan Club's Details

Status:	In a relationship with 7726
Here for:	Networking (blocking)
Orientation:	Skeptical
Hometown:	an unknown +1 number
Body type:	1 (one) unread notification
Zodiac:	Scam-pio ♏
Smoke / Drink:	No / Only the tears of scammers
Occupation:	full-time ignorer of links

Smishcreant Fan Club is in your extended network

Smishcreant Fan Club's Blurbs

About me:

hiiii and welcome 2 my page!!!1 ✨ we are a FAN CLUB for the most ICONIC villains of ur lock screen: the scam text characters. u know them. u've been "dear customer"-ed by them. maybe they've called u "mum" and u don't even have kids.

we collect their cards. we rate their typos. we analyze their lore. and like any good stan account, we would never, EVER interact with them irl. we just forward them to 7726 and delete. that's the fandom. that's the whole fandom.

Who I'd like to meet:

the spam filter 😍 also anyone who's ever replied "wrong number" and then immediately blocked. u are my heroes.

Smishcreant Fan Club's Friend Space

Smishcreant Fan Club has 4,151,337 friends (all of them are the same guy).

Vera, Tina & Steve after not making the Top 8: "ok so we're just doing favorites now?? 😤" (bestie that's what a top 8 is)

Friends Comments

Displaying 6 of 999,999+ comments (View All)

⚠️ how_to_stan_responsibly.txt

every smishcreant uses the same 5 moves. once u see them u can't unsee them:

⏰ URGENCY: "within 24 hrs", "FINAL notice", "or face fines". real orgs aren't on a stopwatch with u.
🌐 WEIRD LINKS: anything-dot-weird-dot-weirder. if a text sends u to a site, don't go. type the real address urself or use the official app.
🫥 "DEAR CUSTOMER": they don't know ur name. they have a list of 10 million numbers and a dream.
📩 OUT OF NOWHERE: u didn't order a package, u didn't drive a toll road, u didn't enter a contest. hmm. hmmmmm.
💸 MONEY OR INFO: pay a fee, "verify" a card, send a code, buy gift cards. that's the whole goal. every time.

📲 got one? forward it to 7726 (spells SPAM) then delete it. don't reply, not even "STOP", not even to roast them.

✦ THE OFFICIAL TRADING CARDS ✦

Smishcreants TCG: The Collectible Card Grift™. hover (or tap & drag on ur phone) to tilt. the holos are sooo shiny. every card is 100% fake, like the texts.

● Common ◆ Rare ★ Ultra Rare ✦ Holo ♛ Secret Rare

🎴 PULL A BOOSTER PACK 🎴

3 random cards per pack. free forever. no microtransactions. (if a "game" ever texts u asking for payment to unlock a prize... u know what to do.)

📒 My_Binder.exe

ur collection is saved in this browser only (localStorage). nobody else sees it. not even us.

📝 the stan wall (smishcreant-stan-acct, reblog era)

⚜️ The Sacred Fan Club Oath ⚜️

place one hand on ur phone (screen down, as is tradition) and solemnly swear. check each line to pledge it.

I pledge to stan the smishcreants from a safe distance, as one does with a raccoon.
I will never click a link in a text I wasn't expecting. not even a little. not even to "see what happens."
I will never reply, not even "STOP," not even "who dis," not even a devastating roast. replying tells them my number is real.
I will always report, forwarding to 7726 and then deleting, like the main character I am.
If something seems real (a bill, a package, a bank alert), I'll check it myself through the official app or a number I already know. never the one in the text.
I will never send a code, a gift card, a "fee", or crypto to anyone who texted me first.
If my friends or my grandma get one, I'll tell them about 7726 too, kindly, with zero judgment, because these guys are pros and anyone can get got.

🛍️ OFFICIAL MERCH STORE 🛍️

drip so hard it's suspicious. nothing here is for sale. we would never ask u for payment info. (neither would anyone legit, over text, out of nowhere.)

🪪 GET UR OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP CARD

membership_card_maker.exe

Your silly nickname

🔒 this stays on ur device. it's drawn on the card right here in ur browser and never sent or saved anywhere. use a goofy nickname, NOT ur real name or anything personal. examples: "Sir Blocks-A-Lot", "unbothered queen", "Captain 7726".

Favorite smishcreant

SMISHCREANT FAN CLUB

MEMBER

Your Nickname Here

Rank: Lurker

links clicked: 0
scams reported: ∞
fave: —
cards: 0/0

No. SC-0000-7726

valid at: nowhere • grants: nothing • not a real card • do not accept texts from strangers

📸 screenshot it, bestie. post it. make ur group chat jealous.

⟵ prev 💖 the Never Click webring 💖 next ⟶

I ❤ 7726
FORWARD IT 0 LINKS
CLICKED EVER MADE W/
NOTEPAD.EXE DEAR CUSTOMER?
DELETE. STAN
RESPONSIBLY